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I’ll be your servant, your slave, your adopted son! Just give me some of your fortune! That’s all I can think about anymore. YUGI: Look, I’ll do anything to get your money. YUGI: See what? Oh, the unconscious bodies of my friends? Yeah, I don’t care. KAIBA: I’m sorry you had to see this, Yugi. ( Tristan and Joey are on the ground, beaten up) TRISTAN: ( still off screen) Why does it still hurt? TRISTAN: ( offscreen) But I don’t believe in you! So long as we don’t believe in them, they can’t hurt us. “BFF” doesn’t stand for “Best Friend Forever”. KAIBA: I think you must have misunderstood me. JOEY: Oh yeah, like I’m scared of a bunch of your friends. KAIBA: Because otherwise I’ll have to introduce you to my other BFFs. KAIBA: You really don’t wanna lay a finger on me. Grandpa told us his card went missing right after we left. KAIBA: I don’t know what you’re talking about. We know you stole Yugi’s Grandpa’s Blue-Eyes! ( Joey is on the roof with Tristan and Kaiba) GRANDPA: That Kaiba kid needs to get laid. KAIBA: ( walking to the door) Well, see you guys later. KAIBA: Blue-Eyes White Dragon! That’s the card I’ve been searching for my whole life. GRANDPA: Why do I like this card so much? GRANDPA: Is this the Black Luster Soldier? YUGI: Yes, that’s the one that has incredibly important sentimental value to you. GRANDPA: Is this the one you’re talking about? YUGI: Hey, gramps, can we please see your ultra rare, chocolatey-fudge-coated, sugar-sprinkled, angelic-magical-fantastical, stupendously special, illegally sexual, genuinely-brilliantly-amazingly-goddamn spank-my-ass-and-call-me-Suzy mega-ultra-super card? KAIBA: That’s sounds simply… ( zooms in on his face) wonderful. I have a better idea, why don’t we go visit my grandpa? TRISTAN: Unless you’re telling us there isn’t really a statue.
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Made of gold, because I’m so good at card games. KAIBA: And these are all the trophies I got for winning children’s card games. JOEY: Oh yeah, that’s what I thought he said. TRISTAN: ( yelling) He said, “It’s a shame we have to die”! KAIBA: ( laughs) Yugi, your friends are simply wonderful. TÉA: ( breaking them apart) Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. JOEY: ( grabs Tristan) You take that back, you son of a bitch! My armpits smell like a rose garden! TRISTAN: Are you sure that’s not your armpits? JOEY: Nyeh, this creepy Kaiba creep gives me the creeps. It’s actually worth more than you’ll ever earn in your entire lives. YUGI: If by “share” you mean “stuff it down your underwear while you dance for my pleasure”, then yes. TÉA: And you’ll share it with us, right Yugi? TÉA: Looks like you made a new friend, Yugi. YUGI: What about my friends? Can they come? I promised my grandpa I’d visit him at the game shop so. KAIBA: Yugi, I’d like very much to schedule an appointment to hang out with you after school. TRISTAN: ( with an orange costume on his head) Now I am an orange! YUGI: You are my best friend in the whole world. YUGI: But trust me, you’re gonna have to work pretty darn hard to impress me enough to make me. TRISTAN: ( wearing a squid costume) I am an octopus. Well, except Tristan, he’s a special case. YUGI: Look buddy, I don’t make friends with just anybody. My only hope is that we become bestest friends in the whole wide world. KAIBA: It’s so wonderful to meet all of you. JOEY: He better not say anything about my armpits. YUGI: A new student, huh? Finally, I get to bully somebody for a change. TEACHER: Please allow me to introduce our newest student. JOEY: ( still with his hands behind his head) What is this “home-work” you speak of? TEACHER: I trust you all finished your homework assignments. YUGI: Holy cow, a teacher! I’d almost forgotten what those look like! JOEY: ( puts his hands behind his head, exposing his armpits) That’s what you think. Plus, it’s the only card game officially endorsed by Satan. In fact, you could say it’s super awesome, and special! If only there were some way I could combine those adjectives, it’d probably be hilarious. YUGI: Oh! Duel Monsters is just super, Joey.
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JOEY: Nyeh, what the heck is Duel Monsters anyway? YUGI: Uh, I was talking to- ( beat) Tristan. You should really ask your parents to buy it for you. ( holding up cards) Hey, anyone wanna play Duel Monsters? The greatest game of all time. And there are absolutely no cheap merchandising tactics involved. YUGI: ( offscreen) You know what I love most about this show? ( onscreen) It’s all about the characters and the storyline. Cast (In order of appearance): Seto Kaiba, Yugi Muto, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, Téa Gardner, Teacher, Miho Nosaka, Yugi's Grandpa, Kaiba's BFF, Mokuba Kaiba